Smut University – Threesomes

Written by Vasweetpea

Writing Activity

Group Project – Threesome Story

Threesomes are like singing karaoke; fun, adventurous and daring as a concept but frightening, messy and a bit confusing in practice. For those of us who have experienced a drunken night of karaoke with friends you know this is true. Lucky for us we don’t actually have to participate in the act itself, we just have to write about it. But where do we begin? Like all things smut we begin with: our characters.

Too many times people feel pressured to write whats “in” in smut (threesomes,slash, anal etc) but most times these acts have no place in the stories they are in. For instance Canon Bella and Edward, it is very unlikely that they would one day decide to get down and dirty with Rosalie. So, if you are writing a Canon story it would probably be best to skip out on that particular threesome. Don’t feel the need to push your characters into places they would not normally go.

Once you have decided that a threesome is in fact something your characters would try, the next step is to think about initiating it. Should they pick up a stranger in a bar? Invite a close friend to bed? My advice for a real life threesome is NEVER invite an ex or a friend. It will ALWAYS end badly for someone. But since this is fic you have the luxury of making anything you want happen. So be creative in the initiation phase; the whole bar pick-up is so last century (lol I always wanted to say that) Research starter point:

http://www.ehow.com/how_4392994_initiate-threesome.html

Next up in the writing of a hot-as-hell threesome: Research. I say this almost every week; when writing a scene you have no experience with researching the basics is imperative. For example: what positions will be used in this threesome? If you have never had one your probably going to go for the old standby: girl eats girl out while being fucked from behind. Unfortunately it’s a lot more difficult (for all involved) then it looks. So what positions work? This is why we do our research. A couple of sites to check out:

http://swingersaffair.com/threesome2.htm

http://www.lovecentria.com/article_pros_and_cons_of_threesome_sex_positions.html

Lastly, when writing a threesome I can not stress enough how important it is to: HAVE A PURPOSE!
Writing a threesome in a one shot for shits and giggles is perfectly acceptable ( and always welcome in my in box) but if you are writing a multi-chapter fic please have a purpose for the threesome. Are your characters spicing things up, fulfilling a fantasy. Consider what this threesome will do to your couple. How will it effect them long term? Will it make them stronger? All these things need to be considered carefully before taking on the task of writing a threesome. BUT is you decide you are up to the task entering the world of multi person sex can be so very fun and exhilarating.

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